| Save
Your Breath. You'll need it to blow up your date. |
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| Achieve
world peace - kill everybody. |
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| Varsity
Swimming |
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| Just
when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever... You keep talking! |
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| The only
reason some people are alive is because it's illegal to kill them. |
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| Welcome
to my corner of the institution. |
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| You
never truly know a woman until you meet her in court. |
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| A fool
and his money are fun to party with. |
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| I'm not
an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings. |
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| Old
Gravy |
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GIRLY SHIRTS |
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Little Devil - Retro Print |
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I wish I were Barbie, that
Bitch has everything! |
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Dont Talk to my Tits. |
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Coffee, Chocolate, Men.
Some things are better rich. |
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I'm not wearing any panties.
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Inside of Me There's a
Really Thin Woman Screaming to Get Out, I can usually shut her up with
chocolate. - 'Foiled' Baby Doll T |
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OFFBEAT SHIRTS |
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Dee's Salty Nuts... They're so
good they melt in your mouth. |
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I like my women the way I like my
coffee... ground up and in the freezer. |
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The more hair I lose, the more head I
get. |
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Mister Johnsons |
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